Dropped my ballot in a dropbox 30 minutes ago. My ballot was surprisingly big but I took my time filling it out over 3 days to not get burnt out

“In our limited language that tries to describe reality and does so very poorly, how would you describe this situation that would literally never happen?”

It’s hard to call it war when the people being killed don’t fight back, I suppose

“Hey, barkeep! Can you make me a Bulbasour neat? Thanks!”

I mean I guess I understand that, though I haven’t bought any passes and still think the game is great

Monthly subscription to what? The Battle Pass?

Boats get covered with water when hit by missiles, therefore we need to get rid of all the water to handle that exception

I recently texted my ex and now I’m back in deep with my toxic relationship with Rainbow 6: Siege.

Monetization schemes aside I am literally in love with the design of the game. It’s so well suited for team play that encourages everyone to come up with unexpected plans

It does kind of sound cool but I thought the current trend was to move away from needlessly gendered language, especially with how in English a lot of feminine nouns are intentionally made to sound like a diminutive form of the masculine version

Docsses Pepper?

You know what sounds like a word that describes something you want to put in your mouth?!?

Not “aspic.”

Isn’t this practically the plot of The Nightmare Before Christmas?

P.S. I know it’s not, but it could be the plot of a gritty reboot. A bunch of Halloween mascots are fed up with how Christmas is overtaking all of fall so they declare “War on Christmas” I’d watch it. Unfortunately I imagine this would be like a Seth Rogan and James Franco movie a la Sausage Party but hey I’d still watch it

Make a live-action movie about Weeble-Wobbles next please

Alternate title: “Donald Trump DEFINITELY broke the law. You won’t BELIEVE what happened next!”

“Introducing Windows RT 2!” O _ •

2024: “New Cobalt-Free battery will solve all of our problems!”

2029: “Climate activists concerned that opening hell portal to create cobalt-free batteries may have accelerated global warming”

I want to say it was Putt-Putt Goes to the Moon, but it very likely was the earliest Math Blaster, or one of the Reader Rabbit point and click adventure games.

Possibly, it was that Barney game for one of the earliest Macs that came with a giant ball mouse to teach kids how to use a mouse.

IDK, the first I remember falling in love with was Super Smash Bros. on the N64. It made me desperately want an N64

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Polite War

I learned C++ in my first handful of programming classes. The only other languages I learned for other classes included javascript, PHP, and MySQL. I was assigned a project to be written in Java but never learned the details of the language.

At my current job, the system I work on mostly is all Go, and while I now know Go interfaces are not as novel as I did when I first learned they existed (because I had to learn Go), the mechanisms in Go for interfaces and goroutines just feel so cool to me that I can absolutely envision myself wanting to build anything well-suited for OOP in Go.

But that would require me to be passionate enough about programming to want to do it more than 40 hours per week lol