Remember Friendster? It’s back, in slop form!

If you do it from the duck’s perspective it still breaks.

Why does Reachy 2 have a tank top? Are they shy about their bot nipples or something?

Thus, what appears as intellectual fast food – the ultra-processed thought-nuggets deep fried in venture capital – often conceals wholesome ingredients sourced from a gourmet pantry of quite some sophistication.

What am I even reading.

This demo is powered by a “World and Human Action Model” (WHAM)

George Michael must be spinning in his grave

“imagine a perfectly spherical chud of uniform duncity…”

Well has anyone tried prompting it in EBCDIC? How do we know doing so won’t immediately create the super intelligence that "or whatever"s us to silicon Valhalla? Asking for a friend.

Oh, is that what the orb was doing? I thought that was just a scam.

AI doesn’t have to get better, we just have to get collectively worse.

Ooo, I like that.

Banner start to the next US presidency, with Wiener Von Wrong tossing a Nazi salute and the ADL papering that one over as an “awkward gesture”. 2025 is going to be great for my country.

Incidentally is “Wiener Von Wrong” or “Wernher Von Brownnose” better?

Just don’t ask it to count the number of Rs in the word ORION, as that will trigger it to turn us all into paperclips and then output the wrong answer.

Someone gave the Emacs psychiatrist a god complex

Rug micturation is the only pleasure I have left in life and I will never yield, refrain, nor cease doing it until I have shuffled off this mortal coil.

Pull a Rabbit AI and use Playwright to operate an Emacs instance running Eliza. Say that buying more infrastructure will yield better results. Pocket the money that was for supposed infrastructure investment. Profit!

My Jesus wanted characters for drawing borders and playing card suits, which is why He handed down to us Code Page 437. Using the upper 128 characters for things like vowels with funny marks on them is catholic heresy (nuts to Latin 1, down with Unicode).

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Oh, “major journey” is corporate-hack-speak for a complex process / workflow. At some point in the last few years someone decided to call them that. Basically this guy is saying, “I went to business school to learn how to use pretty words to fuck over labor while also gutting value from anything I touch.”