It’s a fun and easy link to make but I don’t see us breaking our transfer record on a teenager from the Danish league. Plus we just don’t need attackers.

Buy a fucking fullback bloom or I will cause a ruckus

Ajax get points for having more possession than us but have them immediately deducted for letting us keep a clean sheet thus far

STARBOY

Honest question for United fans. When was the last actually convincing performance? Because I’m struggling to think of one this season

its actually impressive how TNT sports has managed to assemble the most unbearable team of commentators possible. Once in a blue moon you may get Mccoist but other than that they’re all awful.

United fans acting like they’ve never benefited from dodgy VAR calls lmao