Hey, Clippy! Change the settings so that I can view hidden files . Clippy: Ok. Shutting down the nuclear reactor.

First, you start a cult…

So, Trump’s wive(s) will be exiled? Cool.

They didn’t know about Walz. Seriously, wtf Democrats? It seems you have a treasure trove of untapped talent but you still wheel out barely alive corpses like it is the Imperium in WH40K. Let the next generation take over. The Old Ones should step back and turn into advisors and elder statesmen.

I had a ruptured appendix. I was told by women that it is almost similar to labor pains in terms of pain level. It felt like someone was kicking me in the stomach every 2 seconds.

Hopefully North Korea. Scrap that. Even Lil Kim don’t deserve such a calamity.

Pirate all academic articles. Heck, simply email the authors for a pdf. 99% will gladly do it.

Nah. I have lactose “intolerance” (ackshually, adult mammals SHOULD NOT be drunking malk, so it is actually NORMAL), but I use it as a superpower. Constipation? Just drink mulk. Need to empty bowels before that 8 hour drive? Drink melk. Don’t want to use public toilets? Drink molk before leaving home. It is a superpower.

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Do you hear the people sing?

He was struck by…a smooth criminal.

I usee to wait by the VHS player and manually press pause while recording tv shows. In ironic retrospect, I find old 80s-90s commercials to be more kino than the tv shows I recorded.

No, pretty sure it is July now.

Taylor Swift is the 2020s version of Alanis Morissette. Ironic.

The year is 3524 AD. Probes from Alpha Centauri visited Old Earth for the first time since the Great Burning cut off all communication between Old Earth and the Five Extrasolar Colonies in 2519 AD. One of the items brought back from the ruins of an ancient museum is puzzlingly called Bethan’s Rock. Historiologists are not sure who Bethan was and the significance of the otherwise mundane object. One theory is that Bethan is some sort of local “Influencer” (predecessor to the line of now banished Memetic Cyber-Daemons) and the rock is its real-world foci.

No mention of the original Battletech creators’ porch? Tsk tsk.

Depends on the “work”. Is it back breaking farming or is it leeching off the company’s salary while blocking younger workers from getting promoted?

Because the Western Left is pushing too hard in the media. All the shrieking is counter productive and only pushes the centralists to the right. The Left wants to win hollywood and internet arguments. The Right wins elections. Rethink the heavy handed Leftist propaganda.

So…Battlestar Galactica scenario?

This case is weird. You have Trumptards wanting Baldwin imprisoned because he mocked Trump once on tv. Then you have bleeding heart leftists who simp for Hannah because muh mysoggyknee, muh classism, muh wimmin never dun nufin wrong. It’s a perfect storm of shitty people coming together for a wrong cause.