if you guillotine all non-voters, the number of non-voters stays the same

if i’m reading this right, he fucked everything and sucked everybody

this was such a great setup, but in the end it fell flat because i don’t know anything about superbowl or detroit, can someone explain?

it’s just a different way of saying “i like to choke on long toes”

Me and the buoys chilling in the sea.

No, that’s a “man”

A manc is a practical joke or a mischievous act.

Citizens’ United Military makes for a nice acronym

Replace:

X - Earth is round Y - Earth is flat

and read again. Some Y people probably started existing this way, because other Y people didn’t reject them even though Y makes no sense and wasn’t proven.

… but idk i could be wrong

here we go again…

The Shark Debate: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490352591742566401/1163175700803637369/4cat65.jpg?ex=656388c9&is=655113c9&hm=c0ef042d6c81bea934b930b69b5ca5eb2e9fb6787340d510377680fa23d9366d&

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