Second. Sniping that damn scout midair as he concjumps the moat in 2fort.

Expensive and bitter.

Where is goldbug hiding?

Saw one yesterday and it really is that bad. The design screams ”Gimmie that ruler, idiot. Now was that so hard?"

Gender: fluid

In other news: woman arrested for smuggling children across state lines in a cooler. Charges include, child endangerment and lewd conduct as the cooler was not in an approved rear facing car seat nor were the test tubes properly clothed.

Starter dead. Battery insufficient to get it moving but will happily make horrible noises. Every warning signal alerted but no precise enough to actually identify the problem.

Yep…this fits too well.

Ah yes, my macaroni beach and palm tree was a call to arms against the moral decline of western civilization.

It’s the missed quicktime events that gnaw at my soul.

Let me begin. I came to win. Battle me, that’s a sin.

And don’t come back until you’ve redeemed yourselves!