Gending Machine

“If elected, I will stop all those other sheep from crossing the border and stealing your food!”

“What creature walks on four legs in the morning, two at noon and three in the evening?”

A kobold. In the morning it scurries around on all fours, trying to get everything in order before its master wakes up. At midday, it stands at attention before its master. By the evening, it gets tired and leans on its tail a bit.

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.

Who’s Steve Jobs?

One day I’m going to play an asexual bard, just to subvert expectations.

Rocs fall, everyone dies

Did he collapse from seeing the rainbow roundabout?

That only creates bland food.

Put them in your shopping bag and sort it out later.

Which one?

She also has wings, making her immune to all melee attacks from non-flying creatures.