Actually the one who was clearly out to impress daddy did the best, 2 years later he proved his business model could work and got bought out. Probably because he mentally tied his entire self worth to the project and just refused to be told it wouldnt work.

No thats “Are you mad at me now daddy!?!”

I mean, I know 3 people who launched “Startups” and 2 of them had serious “ARE YOU PROUD OF ME NOW DADDY!?!” energy.

Yeah thats kind of the whole point of social media. You post, people comment.

I see more reposted memes about the song than times I hear it.

If people shut the fuck about it, Nobody would care.

Just remember Russia.

Everyones a gangster until the snow starts speaking Finnish.

Its not as bad as the overpriced clothing store “Bazaar Boutique Emporium”

Which is basically all white linen clothing.

Theres a hairdressers near me that is “Bespoke hair artistry” or some other pretentious bullshit.

I sometimes say “I could care less, but not by much”

If its a budhist baby I’m putting that little shit out of the park. He will be reincarnated, my conscience is clear. /s

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Can I start you off with some I dont own games I buy on Steam! or perhaps some advice on why Linux is superior to literally everything.

Great, now he and I have something in common.

Edit: her looks are about the least offensive thing about her, sorry. The terrible person is pretty hot. If it helps I’ll wipe my dick on the curtains and give her a fake number.

Theres like 3 of us on here.

I dont, Slazer doesnt and that 3rd guy is just weird.

Id love to do it.

Where did I leave my grinder?

I hope he lives long enough to lose the election fair and square.

Gym, especially things with group classes are great because even if the meeting other people part doesnt work you still get something out of it.

always has been

Mostly jelly wresting, pillow fights, wet t-shirt contests and bikini carwashes I imagine.

Dont act like this didnt happen on Reddit, serious discussion in spacedicks, dickjokes in worldnews…

My guy, the motivation is right but the thinking is wrong.

You teach your daughter how to spot manipulative behavior, teach her how to stand up for and protect herself, teach your daughter how to respect herself AND others, teach her how to love herself AND others, teach her what a healthy relationship looks like…

Boys will be boys, they will be dumb and horny teenagers and they will try shit, even with the absolute best of dumb horny boy intentions, also teenage lesbians are quite keen on trying shit too. You need to teach them to spot the difference between their first love and someone telling them what they want to hear in order to go up their shirt.