Looks like it was done using the spline tool.

No, that would be totally reckless. They probably just used the soda bottle to prop up one end of the neutron reflector.

I put on my robe and wizard hat…

I’ll allow it.

I laughed so hard at this that a demon pissed on my pants too.

I tighten both screws. With an impact driver. And a dab of LocTite for good measure.

MacBook Air club represent!

Don’t let anybody tell you you’re not humpable, because you’re bumpable, I hope this doesn’t make you feel uncomfortable.

There’s also the email that could’ve been a “man-up and make this inconsequential decision by yourself, Dave”

I’d purposely start some shit to try to get moved to solitary confinement.

Any half-decent con man should have at least one shitcoin scam on his resume. Do you even grift, bro?

No, sorry. This was on the east coast. I bet the same story applies to a few different bases though lol.

Worked on a military base that had a small lake. Against policy, a civilian employee went out fishing during his lunch break, somehow capsized his rowboat and had to be rescued by the on-base fire department. Unsurprisingly, he didn’t lose his job over it.

Maybe the cats can support that hard drive a little better.

There’s no way to know if Windows stored some personal data in an OS directory somewhere, so nuking the whole disk is the only way to be safe. If this is an SSD drive, then wiping should be done with secure erase, not by overwriting like you’d do with a magnetic HDD.

It’s got the same vibe as ‘sex-haver’

I could be wrong, but I think Diversity was an old, old wooden ship.

Русский бот, иди нахуй.

Fun fact: there are more trains in the lake than there are boats on the tracks.

Maybe the good pastor was just listening to a lot of N.W.A. at the time and had a moment of confusion.