Fun fact, wild almonds have lethal amounts of cyanide, it’s only through selective breeding that we can eat them

It’s Nerf or Nothing

Lol here 😁

Absolutely rattled

Not carbonated tho, just the equivalent sugar content

Same

The physics teacher wants to measure the restitution of children

OG text says

what do you mean you lost the baby?

go find it!

Thank god they didn’t use metric, I wouldn’t have understood

Picture looked like it was from starship troopers for a second

does a barrel roll

As long as they give forehead kisses I frankly don’t care

Our DM (who is awesome and cool) has 2 campaigns going:

The main one for if we all are there

An episodic, side campaign if 1 or 2 people are missing

If we assume the ground is frictionless, I’d assume we’re assuming no air resistance, just to make it easy

Neither do I

I thought it was pointing to the seat, which kinda made me chuckle, but then I saw the lone actually goes over the seat and is pointing at the kid’s crotch

I agree, even if only to spite your 12th grade teacher

A Llama? HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!

Tradwife vlad seems to be the only one I can sorta agree with. Like yea, the 1800s probably did suck comparatively

Or possibly Puerto Rico