Fuckin amateurs

Liam Neeson is 72 years old. He’s had a good run; pass the torch, have a calcium shake and relax.

Have we tried Kingsfoil, er, catnip?

“the call is coming from inside the house”

Somehow not the first time I’ve commented this:

Niels Bohr furiously masturbating in the corner

Next week: e-scooter found with 90s Nordic track welded to it

“We believe they’re just slowly going through someone’s garage stuff, and repurposing old gym equipment. Can’t have that.”

It wanted to be found

“There is a significant overlap between the smartest bears in the park, and the dumbest tourists.” -Park ranger

Between the union of the petite bourgeoisie and the Professional Managerial Class, it’s all rent-seeking behavior from here.

Wait till the Church starts pushing back because of “the sanctity of marriage,” and other outdated drivel used to compel obedience.

Tax and audit every church that has an opinion on voting and/or politics. Tax the fuck outta them.

If you’re gonna gatekeep Halloween, just turn off your light and be a cretin on your own. This ain’t about you.

And you can swap scopes depending on, uh, context.

The Kissinger special?

So, just formalizing it?

I am?

Yeah MLK is cherry picked as hell. We learn about “civil disobedience,” but gloss over the White Moderate and his perspectives on Capitalism as a terminal strategy.

Aka End-stage capitalism. All the consumer surplus has been converted to firm profit.

These are just symptoms of unregulated Capitalism.

Climate change is an externality.

Or if drug joke, include better drugs

For some people, having children is their only life accomplishment, so they perceive other people’s choices as an “attack” on their sense of identity, which makes it feel personal, to them.