Oi, Kent! Oi, Kent! Cancer’s here, some there, it’s every-fuckin’-where!!

I hope McDavid and Draisaitl walk after their contracts and sign anywhere else- unless Quennville happens to be coaching another team by then; feel free to skip them.

Sorry, Oiler fans.

Anxiety: it’s always in at least one butt cheek.

Fixed it.

Anxiety: it’s always in at least one butt cheek

Trucks? I think the answer is more trucks on the road. Fewer cars so theres more gas for trucks, right?

The Swifties helped to break up a monopoly in the U.S.; I don’t know if I’m ready to learn whether or not T. Swift can take down a political party (but, she probably could).

Context was the brand of her date’s pants.

The Machine

Why? Why that image with those words? Why do I kinda want to hear what a Deftones/ Flo Rida mash up may sound like (Black Moon?)?

What about for purely fashion reasons?

What you need now is a fatty-bo-batty blunt

I am The Walrus.

I am The Walrus.

I was just thinking “I’d like a pack of chocolate starfish to pair with my hot dog sparkling water”

“citing suppy issues”

Hmm… our supply of cash would be bigger if we cut corners over here. The thought of the potentially bigger cash pile is now bothersome to me.

We’ve already known Goose to do a 4G inverted dive with a MiG-28 while improving relations.