Naw, egg is just a selfish lover.

So the egg really did come first.

Damn, got me. Didn’t see the community this was for a sec and it had me going.

My coworker gave me a blue marker the other day, as we were discussing something else that had to do with houses. For some reason I scrawled HOUSE on the wall (this was in a back area where no one cares,) with the blue marker.

The following week I walked past the blue house and was overcome with the realization of what I had done.

I read the book once years ago, I don’t think any other work of art has the ability to change the readers psychology. I often have dreams about wandering empty endless houses.

Also one foot note cites my hometown which is a place few people outside the state even know about.

You got a laugh outta me, but damn, maybe you should go to therapy Gary.

I try my best.

Not for no reason. Northern states are closer to Russia via the North Pole. Easier to get a missile over there. Source: grew up surrounded by nukes and drunk airmen.

Well she fingered me.

Looks like a 74 with a bunch of plastic crap hanging off it.

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What a rollercoaster of a paragraph. Are we sure this isn’t The Onion?

It’s like taking a nice fulfilling shit.

Hundreds and hundreds of years.

I’m scared.

It ain’t much, but it’s honest work.

When you put the plane in neutral.

Man, if you’re shitting like this on the reg, you ain’t long for this world.

Splinters I’d reckon.

The other 91% is in my balls.

I’ve been on like a week long bender with this channel. Watch their videos, they’re so goddamn funny.

Thank you very much for the synopsis. I am disgusted and unsurprised.