Lewandowski could be headed for the thing if his form doesn’t pick up soon.

Lukaku’s skills as a striker are a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma…

Schrödinger’s ace

Bro is tempting fate so hard 😭

Reading the name and seeing the small image on my phone threw me for a loop 🤣

Told my dad before the game that Chelsea was such an agent of chaos that they could very likely surprise City. I wasn’t far off 🤣