Well… Cardboard is quite edible, maybe you should also put it on the balance.

There is Taiwan also

I am on a very strange situation, Wayland for me still quite buggy, but my x11 session only render about half of the red subpixels on my display, so wayland it is

The first condition already are In practice tru proton and wine (even the principal anticheat work). But the second is probably impossible, people will try to convince you to use the distros that they believe is good

Saying that, Linux mind is a good option for a Windows user