This man has no aura at all

Until Zuck sucks some Trump cock and this goes away

Is it a place where you can exchange money for food while you sit down at a table? Semantics.

This is at a restaurant. Someone paid money for cheese and raw onion on bread. What are we doing here?

I got shot with a super soaker at a local stage play of Rocky Horror and had to sit with wet pants in a cold theater for 2 hours.

We’re doing marshmallows this year, but honestly it sounds more fun bc you can eat them after in smores or something.

Donna fucking rules dude

We still have an FTC?

I didn’t want to get flamed by anyone that couldn’t immediately see it was a joke lol

Do you hate Donna in accounting for wishing you a “happy holidays” in 2021? Now you finally have the opportunity to get back at that god-hating bitch! Rat her out to HR and send her ass to El Salvador!

/s

Linda McMahon, part of the McMahon crime family accused of sex trafficking and other such crimes.

Great beast of the sky, please hear my cry. Transform thyself from orb of light and bring me victory in this fight. Envelop the desert with your glow and cast your rage upon my foe. Unlock your powers from deep within so that together we may win. Appear in this Shadow Game as I call your name, Winged Dragon of Ra!

The worm chose mercy

I’m really enjoying Orion on iPhone and Mac

I hope the Mets use them and don’t get left behind in the technological changes of the game.

You never know when you’ll never have the chance again. Saying “i love you” is free and requires no effort to do. You should tell your loved ones that you love them.

I don’t want IT to have my weird search history

None of the people I follow are active on Mastodon. The selling point to me for Bluesky is that it’s essentially a Twitter clone not owned by a billionaire. It’s friendly to the communities I’m part of specifically and doesn’t have ads. What more should anyone ask for from a social media platform?

Plastic doesn’t decompose, our bodies do. Fellas I think we found the key to immortality. We must become one with the plastic.