Imagine this would still be practiced and how goofy bike helmets would look.

That’s a male turkey.
Also there are plenty of women out there who enjoy being pieces of meat, ready to be slapped at will (in the right context) so please don’t enforce your own preferences and prejudices onto others who just want to have fun.

Did you take a look at the cabin? Seems in line with something like a private jet.

You could just have a cheeky wank instead.

That’s like 99% of what marketing is.

Ah you mean racing. For a moment I wanted to argue that it’s more humane to eradicate pugs due to their miserable health problems.

Nazis und Österreicher nach Syrien abschieben, den Flüchtlingen Österreich überlassen.

There’s also the lumberjack song…

UwU

How many dead skydivers do you have to see to rank them?

Advocating for using eating as a coping mechanism during times of distress is a shitty idea.

Penis.

Here you go.

Did you know that 12% of the American population commits 50% of all beef eatings?

Sorry but those numbers line up too well not to make this joke.

How many cats do you have?

I don’t like seeing profile pics. It takes away some of the anomity and makes me judge a comment before I read it.

It’s too bad that the brain doesn’t have the capability to feel itself. Imagine the fun of having a little buddy wiggling through your thoughts.
Maybe it’d even tickle :3

Ich finde ja, dass eine textilummantelte Kette ein deutlich nervigeres Ziel ist wenn man mit dem Bolzenschneider unterwegs ist.
Wenn man nicht gerade echt viel Geld fürs Fahrrad ausgibt reicht es ja, wenn das eigene Rad besser geschützt ist als das daneben.

Aren’t Uruk Hai really sensible to light? So the riders had vision, the high ground, morale and momentum on their side.

His wife’s name is kept out of his tiny fucking mouth.

True. While I don’t think humanity doesn’t have to avoid consuming animal products as a whole it would be great if alternative protein sources were cheaply available (and ideally subsidized) so that cheap meat products become unappealing.
Simultaneously we should have a higher standard of treatment for animals and beef in particular should be much less available because of its extensive influence on the climate.