If it were anyone other than Asmongold I wold agree with you but I genuinely think this guy is incapable of inauthenticity, like he’s either not smart enough or has some other sort of brain worms that make him brutally honest 100% of the time.

The centipedes have learned to draw. Not gonna fool me.

Nah, just make me dictator and I’ll fix all the world’s problems with my infallible wisdom and experience 😃

When I work out all the blood leaves my brain, it’s a medical thing my family has. I stay thin by just eating very little.

I have Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome so this would definitely make me feel better… but fuck it no way, I need my sleeps and I habitually stay up late.

This post is such a skill issue it’s crazy. Get some gravy on the turkey, make some cranberry sauce and stuffing from scratch, and get some pie variety if you’re not a fan of pumpkin. Casserole and mash potatoes are mid, agree, and good mac and cheese is godly regardless of the time of year.

For those who are wondering, this is actually what they’re referring to:

This is how I feel about my dog that my girlfriend brought into our house when we moved in together. They’re just disgusting and I hate cleaning the floors daily and how fucking loud he is.

So these guys were just wearing condoms all the time? Always dtf I guess.

Technically the dragon from Eragon was named Saphira but I shall let it slide this time

Ceramic ones are a bit better but for the most part this is correct. There really isn’t a clear reason not to cook with steel or iron, they tend to be the best options for 99.9% of applications. Only thing that I can think of is cooking eggs at a lower temp, but iron does that fine if the seasoning is really good.

Their concern is that the scissors could be used as a weapon to hijack planes. I’m not entirely sure how founded that concern is but people in Japan seem relatively fine with the whole situation so whatever.

Adding “the first ever” is really telling on yourself there

As a Neon user I resent the implication but also understand that it is mostly true

I like the implication that guns are equal to cars in terms of necessity. Some people can’t leave their homes without driving, and some people (cowards) can’t leave their suburban house without their emotional support weapon.

Generally I’m not for harsh punishment but… This really is a case where that would work.

Didn’t even think about that because I live in America and mostly tour around rural areas with no public transportation lol

For most weapons they shoot at a normal speed then stop after like 3 feet

This is making me realize how much of real life operates with what people would consider troll physics were it not observably true. Black holes come to mind. Also shooting bullets underwater.

Been doing that, unfortunately I live in a big city so it’s a bit of an infinite treadmill. I like to just mark parking lots since no one seems to do those ever and they’re changing pretty frequently.