For science…

That’s why I take a dick pic every morning…for science…it’s not always mine…

Computer, Earl grey, hot. And a whip…

I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the pager to you.

I believe it. A generation of leaded gas people that smoke have good life advice.

Cunt! Would you like to see my hello?

Big if true

Are we a week away from a picture of him in blackface?

My fav is the Bun Alert System.

Just realized he was referring to portal 2. I had to Google Cave Johnson.

And Portal 2.

Wow, seems like a reasonable choice. How will Alpine screw this up?

General Sherman and march to the sea. The Pacific sea.

Not really related, I saw a c-17a globemaster III today over Austin today. Was flying in from DC. Still pretty cool

Master-cardlaren 2024 draft kings car

Take that visa cash app!

Step-sis?

When you hear “Max, you are being childish”

Yuki! You were supposed to replace him, not join him!

Make sure you are in a proper ventilated room and have eye protection before attempting