I just want to see a lifehack that doesn’t make my eyes roll.

Too bad mother Theresa is rotting in hell instead of treating him.

An air fryer is basically an oven

It’s poison, quite literally. State sponsored leathal posion. But it makes money and it’s legal, so it’s very cool.

But the article said it’s a black chlid. Scaaaaaaary

It’s all good, he knows a lot about nuclear.

Just by looki g at the pictures, they are so american their parents are very close related

Quick, censor the funny t-shirt, some americans can read and they might get very upset.

I remember back when you would read every day a new headlin on how they really got him now. Making hell for him apparently means not kissing his feet.

I always liked the analogy with monkeys in the zoo. Imagine there are 10 monkeys in a cage. Every day you drop in 20 oranges. After a while you realise that one monkey is sitting on a pile of oranges, hoarding them. He can’t even eat all the oranges, while some monkeys go hungry. No one would think: “man that must be one smart monkey.” You would think something is seriously wrong with that guy.

What kind of new age crazy are you?

Canada and mexico should form a union that’s called Super America. And america isn’t part of it.

I’m a fat diabetic out of spite. Eat shit society, i don’t even miss my penis.

It’s cheap becuaus it’s as powerful as an old phone.

No one questioned when trump said that it would be a good idea to nuke a hurricane. Americans are piss babies that are scared to upset the upper class.

This was probably a nice house before she ruined it.

I always thought how funny it would be on a christmas dinner where a 20 year old is present who’s job is being a sreamer or content creator. And all the elderly people try to understand what his job is. His parents preassure him into showing them some of his “craft”, so they stand around his pc while he yells slurs into his microphone

My hands are big and i want bigger phones

Even without the whole elon shitshow, it’s still cunts like that who buy cars that endanger everyone around them.

Part of me wanted to leave it in the “living room” and say: fuck this shit. Problem was that it was a bar mower, and i really needed it and they are usually pricey as hell and she basically gave it away for free. The other thing was that it was so disgusting that i felt like i HAVE to get something out of it.