My pet theory is that it’s hinting at a Pirate-themed job. Pirates vs Ninjas

Assuming you’ve exhausted common tucking tape products, I have a couple techniques that work well for me.

Have you tried combining tucking with gaff underwear? Works well enough for me, but like any tuck, it can come undone. But the gaff can help keep things flat enough until you get a chance to re-tuck.

For tapes, Mefix tape and 3M micropore tape are commonly used for T-taping in the foreskin restoration community, so it may be worth trying as an alternative to other tucking tapes

I think it depends. I have three snakes, and I feel that combined they’re less work than a single cat or dog. They’re all in bioactive enclosures with an automatic misting system, so other than changing out the water, care just involves feeding them once a week to once every other week, reading the temps and humidity whenever I walk into the room, and occasionally handling the to inspect for potential issues