Seems like a good trade off. 2 years in prison < 18 years in prison. Anyway, fuck Nebraska.

I prefer messiahs that don’t get crucified and killed, such beta behavior.

Gotta save this one for later. I really enjoyed 7th Guest and 11th Hour (at the time).

“Young Hickory, Napoleon of the Stump” - They Might Be Giants

“This shirt is dry clean only. That means it’s dirty!” - Mitch Hedberg

Damn felinnials!

Good one, Dave Ooh, you’re a legend, Dave