A yes, football fan fiction

What if he handballs it forward to someone in an offside position while fouling a defender…

The goal was farcical.

I’ve seen some quite terrible refereeing/VAR decisions lately and on the threads you inevitably get somebody arguing that “you think you know better than the referees, commentators and pundits who are ex professionals?!?!”

My answer isn’t that I know better, it’s that I know a fucking foul when I see one and I don’t give a shit what Gary Neville says.

United’s fall is incredible, it’s like watching a porn star going from cheerleader to milf but being ran over by a school bus in-between.

Even when VAR isn’t corrupt it’s still shite.