It’s a schooner!

Aww. But I uovoted for the WoT reference!

Any unbelted person in a collision becomes an uncontrollable projectile. Which means anyone around the vehicle, and more importantly the child IN her vehicle are at risk of being killed by her flying corpse.

Also, she already had her license taken away, and it apparently didn’t stop her driving.

I also park in the back of the lot - within the lines. I would absolutely key your shit on my way through.

Or cars fucking dragons?

The downside is that all of these hyper-realistic cakes are made of fondant, and it tastes awful. I wouldn’t even really call it cake. Just more like sugar putty…

I’m so efficient I liked this post and moved on. Came back to brag about it, though. ;)