Don’t forget step 2, putting the bread in sideways

The Toxic Avenger of the Crab People

Honestly I think we’re both a little right here. That’s definitely one of the tongue worms that comes out of the graboid’s mouth, but I do believe they added more teeth than it actually has in the movie 😂

I believe that’s actually one of the tongue worm things on the poster

Only ever gonna be one

And they don’t seem to have killed anyone

I was gonna say, the story is pretty much spelled out on the sign

Because fuck you, that’s why. That’s the only reason they need

Barnyard Commandos!! I had so many of those toys when I was a kid

And they took Barney’s name off!

Yeah, the second one! Those fuckers need to come face to face with a couple of those geese. See how they like honking at people after that

I would also like to thank you for that

And/or a Canada goose. Those things are evil

Might as well, I’ve only eaten at two Roadhouses, but they were damn good for a chain steakhouse

When did I say anything about who wrote the lyrics?

For what it’s worth, Trent Reznor likes Johnny’s version better

Well THAT’S a blast from the past

Just watched that one last night!

I’m shocked. SHOCKED I say!

Very carefully