Software developer here; this is 100% true. Computers were a mistake.

Google Prima Nocta

I just finished touring Evan Williams distillery. I’ll have to give this a try.

For my first playthrough, I got Valmiro as my beloved and thought that was just a scripted part of the game.

Do you remember Thunderhead?

Assigned Arch at birth

He’s been playing too much Dragon’s Dogma.

It takes courage to visit Superior, WI in January.

TIL Python dictionaries allow trailing commas.

Actually, what most most people refer to as “Linux” is really GNUde/Linux.

You probably shouldn’t’ve worn an Eagles jersey then.

Just a regular sword for me. I’ll provide my own hands.