Get the fuck out of my house, Mike.

Dr. Zayus Dr. Zayus!

alarms for everything and i always leave early.

It’s pronounced “gif,” not “gif.”

Nah, the commitment in time on a call is unknown. I know I can fire off an email in under a minute. A call? That might take a few minutes. I’ll only call if I absolutely need an immediate response. Otherwise? Eat shit. I’m not getting roped into phone calls.

• someone clog the toilet
• someone fix the toilet
• see if you can decide what to have for dinner
• someone do the dishes
• see if you can decide what to watch on tv

if you can make it through all of that and still want to spend time together, it might work out

[laughs in adhd]

Pretty sure that’s a result of him seeing how Wheel of Time has been going.

I find any variation of 2ⁿ chuggas where n > 0 to be acceptable personally

“if this is my commute, there’s no reason for anyone to be remote”

If he starts doing “chugga chugga” you really need to watch out

Believe it or not, Oxyclean. That stuff works wonders. RIP Billy Mays.

I don’t know if he’s my favorite anymore (thanks ADHD), but John Mayer’s “Waiting on the World to Change” is obnoxious AF. I like the message, but I just do not vibe with the song at all.

I like that Em even called it out on Recovery, not that the album that brought us “window pane” was lyrically that much better, but there’s at least a few tracks off of it that I can name and still listen to.

Well, that depends. If you’re talking amongst my own country (the US)? No, probably not. If you’re talking compared globally? I’d argue yes.

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Came here to basically comment the same haha.

Air conditioning, indoor and safe plumbing/water supply, Internet to name a few

I’ve 100% Kingdom Come: Deliverance three times back to back if that tells you anything. Red Dead Redemption 2 is also up there.

I’ve never felt so stupid in my life.