MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown

Behind every good sniper is a good spotter.

So what you’re saying… is that penguins are…

Why are you like this?

There is no enjoying a sick day like when you were a kid if you need a note. What is the #1 thing that doctors recommend for minor illness? Rest (and fluids). What am I not doing if I’m calling my PCP to see if i can make a day-of appointment, or checking the nearest urgent cares to see if they have any slots available, and driving or taking public transit to said appointment, and waiting up to 4 hours for my name to be called, and then waiting for the provider to come to the room, and then making the trek home. Go on, guess. I’ve got time. I’m just sitting here listening attentively for my name.

You really, as a sick person, need get up early to get a head start at the urgent care just so you can get home at a reasonable hour to do the thing that will make you healthy enough to work the next day.

It made sense to me. I also struggled to phrase it without sounding like I was insulting them for misunderstanding you.

I think they meant “aren’t all protons the same as other protons?, neutrons as other neutrons?, etc.”

A diamond in the rough.

Same, but for tea and maté. Though sometimes if I crank too much mate too quickly, I’ll get hyper anxious for the rest of the day. Not buzzed or jittery, just the sense that everything I’ve been working towards is about to come crashing down upon me… and still exhausted.

To be fair, chicken is fowl at any temperature.

The oblong shape reminds me of mini corn dogs.

Going by their username, I don’t think they have any compunctions about using dated terminology.

Wiw you go out wif me? UwU I pwomise I won’t eat you aftuh.

lol.

We just got new Prusa printers at work and my coworker made a few Czechoslovakia jokes…

The leaf is the set of leaflets.

Pointy oak, round oak or broad oak?

link them together through the data and read-only slots to make a countdown chain.

• Create checklist ✅
• Remember checklist ❌

It’s stories like this that scare my adhd ass from having kids