Clearly didn’t win Mega Millions; no beef jerky in that cart.

Well butter my burger and call me custard! This is almost as wholesome as the streets around South Bend, IN!

Nature is healing!

“We play on the throne”

The programmer’s fallacy: it worked on my machine!

In brightest day, in blackest night…

Sounds like this guy forgot to check if you pulled the string it would open a secret compartment revealing an embarrassing snapshot of SpongeBob at the Christmas Party

They just failed to mention that their “AI” stand for “All Indians”

But what does Dupree have to say about it?

I’m not your pal, hombre