I’m sick of every single comment tho any political article being, “Doesn’t matter. Go vote.”

Like, no shit. Stop commenting the same damn comment on every article.

We gotta pretend we give a shit about your crowns and all that, so I don’t want to hear it.

I just wanna talk about kernels and factorio, man

I most certainly do not.

This isn’t something worth wasting braincells on. I give candy to anyone who says trick or treat.

My neighbor, however, complains about teenagers and black kids.

I hope you are right

local pervert Phil Jenkins, 52,

Classic Phil.

All my life I thought I was a Code Red man, but all it took was a little Baja Blast boy to show me what to Mountain Dew.

Ben Affleck, most likely.

Who made you Judge Judy and executioner?

I don’t even know what you’re talking about.

%100

I voted in MI by mail. I voted for Harris. I have an immense fear that Trump will win.

You betta rekkanize

Ya bb

Must be from one of those fancy pants Euro countries or somethin

I’m sorry, but a Baja Blast guy and sometimes I don’t know what to Mountain Dew.

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Found the German.

Roasting a bone in a crowded theater is shitty, but I don’t care outside. If you are smoking a jay outside, more power to you. However, habitual cigarette smoking is what I find to be worthy of judgement.

That’s incredually stupidous.