Hopelijk omdat je een goed bed hebt en niet vanwege een depressie.

In Europe I get a voting pass sent in the mail for every election. To vote I have to show both this pass and a valid ID. The pass is kept by the polling station. Easy and quick.

How come it is so difficult in the USA to exert your democratic right? Why does one of the parties fight against people voting?

Do all postmenopausal women have to fuck his mom?

Hasn’t the USA economy done better under democrats since like the 90s?

What a wonderful development.

Maybe Trump should ask for permission first.

Was there last month and it was like a hair dryer blowing into your face the enitre time.

Hope is for the weak.

The deepfake porn gets too good and people think she combines it with being mayor, I guess.

For the rest of the world this is so far before an election, but for the USA this “honeymoon phase” might last until November.

“Let’s see how good their testers are.”

The type of error where you have to give up trying to understand the user.

I doubt the pizza delivery guys care enough to linger around.

Does anyone else feel a sudden urge to drink milk?

No man? That seems like a gamble.

Do all raccoons have disorders?

2000 or 3000 as product numbers was also a thing.

Old age starts at 230.

For people on the Ratatouille fan forums I like to think their kink is having somebody pulling their hair to control them during sex.

Alright so it’s not literally ripped from the book or show, just fits in perfectly. I wish the title was more clear on this because now the title is wrong.

Also fuck that guy for his shitty opinion.