When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. I don’t want you damn lemons what am I supposed to do with these!? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON lemons, do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna BURN your house down! With the LEMONS! I’m gonna have my engineers invent a COMBUSTIBLE LEMON that burns your house down!

• Totally not Cave Johnson

You’ve said it

It’s freezing every morning for the last few days

And I REFUSE TO WEAR SOCKS BECAUSE OF IT

AM NOT TURNING INTO A HUMAN TEALA COIL EVERY MORNING WEARING THEM

Say Hi to Captain Jack for me matey

Waste of time to wage war. But I read about since it’s all over the news and what not.

Usually parked my car in a mall basement within walking distance of where I work.

That place flooded a few days ago… and am afraid of parking there since it rains pretty much every day now.

Car pooled with relative working in the same building as I am because he can park directly at the office basement.

Just overheard that from colleagues we might have to stay over after hours.

Guess I’m grabbing home tonight… probably…