Blame the “corporate buzzword”

“The web” “The cloud” “Blockchain” “AI”

Get non-technical management out of technology and you’ll see a 180° change

Yep… it was good run, but we need to renew the plant of freedom with the blood of tyrants

When this happens, be certain to record and remember any identifying characteristics (tattoos, height, weight, hair color, hair length, clothing, etc…) of the kidnappers. Spread the info far and wide. They’re wearing masks and hiding their identities because they KNOW they’re doing something wrong.

Yep… you have it exactly right

Ehh… one more reason to never move to tornado alley

Never start a land war in Asia, and…

It sounds like we should prepare for a rash of home invasion shootings. (I’m not promoting anything, just saying)

Come on, Onion. This is probably true

Well… look who’s president again. Just saying

Old news. It was old news in 2018

The funniest part is that some people will never understand the absolute crusade that some mathematicians might fight over this one day

We should be friends

You had me in the first 90%, ngl

Don’t blame it on the little guy

Some of the lawyers I’ve dealt with can’t write correctly even without using AI

Back the badge

Edit: /s, just to be perfectly clear

There’s human meat in that taco bowl?!?!

Welp… Linux it is, then

He should’ve worn tan

Bold of you to assume anti-vaxxers are worldly enough to travel abroad