I’VE BEEN AN EMOTIONAL WRECK EVER SINCE BARB LEFT. AROOOOOOOOO!

They’re carpet beetle larvae. They eat natural fibers.

I THINK YOU NEED TO RIDE YUOR HOG TO ANOTHER DOCTOR FOR A SECOND OPINION BECAUSE THAT SOUNDS BADASS!!

Beautiful

GETOUTTAHERE WITH THAT

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLSHIT OPINION

CRANKS HOG LOUDLY

I GUESS THAT MAKES MY GENDER A THONG!!! AROOOOOOOOO!

SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED TO START DOWNLOADIN PICTURES OF MOTORCYCLES AND BAMS!

I THINK THIS HAS TO DO WITH APP PERMISSIONS. IF YOUR APP NEEDS A PLACE TO READ/WRITE FILES, IT MAKES SENSE TO KEEP IT OUT OF YOUR DOWNLOADS FOLDER THAT COULD CONTAIN SENSITIVE INFORMATION LIKE BANK STATEMENTS OR OTHER THINGS. YOU DON’T WANT SOME RANDOM APP LOOKING AT EVERYTHING THAT ENDS UP IN YOUR DOWNLOADS FOLDER!!!

GET RILED ABOUT GIVING THESE GREEDY DATA SNOOPING APPS THE LEAST PERMISSION POSSIBLE!!

I FUCKIN LOVE THIS I’M GONNA SAY IT NEXT TIME HEH

I’M HERE WITH YA, BOSS! EVERY DAY I GOTTA TALK SMART AND PLAY DRESS UP LIKE A PROFESSIONAL BUT ALL I WANNA DO IS STAY AT HOME AND CRANK MY HOG IN THE DRIVEWAY WHENEVER I FEEL LIKE IT!!! MF’IN AROOOOOOOOOOOOO!

THAT IS A HORROR BEYOND MY MFIN COMPREHENSION!!

SANTA I’VE BEEN A GOOD MEMBER OF THE PACK! LETS CRANK OUR HOGS TOGETHER WHEN YOU STOP BY! IF IT’S OKAY WITH YOU CAN YOU JOIN ME IN THE DRIVEWAY FOR BURNOUTS?!? BRENDA DOESN’T LET ME CRANK MY HOG ON THE ROOF AFTER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME!!! AROOOOOOO!

I LOVE YOUR ECO FRIENDLY LOG HOG! MORE BARK THAN BITE AMIRIGHT??

DON’T FORGET TO MAKE ROOM FOR STEP ONE BY DROPPING A HUGE LOG! FLUSHED BUT NOT FORGOTTEN I’LL BE BACK LATER TO VISIT THE WATERY TURD GRAVEYARD ON STEP 5!!

AROOOOOOO! I FUCKIN LOVE THE WEEKEND!!!

NICE HOG!

WANNA BITE, MY FRIEND?

THIS NEW KEY TOE DIET HAS ME CRAVIN THE WILDEST THINGS!

SO WHAT I THINK YOU’RE SAYIN IS

MODERATION IN ALL M’FING THINGS, ESPECIALLY M’FING MODERATION!!

HE’LL YEAH I’LL CRANK TO THAT!

KILLER LEMONADE IS THE PERFECT DRINK TO COOL YOU DOWN AFTER A LONG RIDE ON YOUR HOG, AND IT’S ALSO PACKED WITH VITAMIN C, SO IT’S GOOD FOR YOUR BONES.

HERE’S WHAT YOU’LL NEED:

• 1 CUP OF LEMON JUICE
• 1 CUP OF SUGAR
• 1 GALLON OF WATER
• ICE
• RESPECT FOR ALL BADASS M’FERS HERE IN THE PACK

INSTRUCTIONS:

1. COMBINE THE LEMON JUICE, SUGAR, AND WATER IN A LARGE PITCHER.
2. STIR UNTIL THE SUGAR IS DISSOLVED.
3. ADD ICE TO TASTE.
4. SERVE COLD AND AROOOOOOOOOO!!!

TIPS FOR MAKING KILLER LEMONADE BADASS:

• USE FRESH LEMON JUICE FOR THE BEST FLAVOR.
• IF YOU DON’T HAVE A GALLON OF WATER, YOU CAN USE LESS AND JUST ADJUST THE AMOUNT OF LEMON JUICE AND SUGAR ACCORDINGLY.
• ADD A SPLASH OF VODKA OR GIN TO MAKE A BADASS ADULT LEMONADE.
• GARNISH YOUR LEMONADE WITH A LEMON WEDGE AND A SPRIG OF MINT.

NOW, GET OUT THERE AND MAKE SOME KILLER LEMONADE, MY FELLOW MEMBERS OF THE PACK!

CRANK HARD, LIVE FREE, AND DRINK LEMONADE!

FOLLOWING A MAINTENANCE SCHEDULE KEEPS MY HOG IN PRIME CONDITION. STARTS ON THE FIRST CRANK EVERY TIME EVEN THOUGH IT’S HIGH MILEAGE!!