Every time

What a majestic creature

Is that a threat?

Huh, ive heard zooted and blinker, but not penjamin which is funny as shit. Guess I’m becoming a stoner boomer

Have we gone too far? Is our obsession with absurdity as we progress merely cutting off any chance to return to sanity?

What in the Kentucky fried fuck is zaza

Beautiful

Ah yes, fungus mfb

Look on the bright side: it’s not as if this will continue forever. If our infrastructure is failing as deeply as it seems, society will reach a breaking point. The real question is where that point is and making sure you reach it. If it truly gets bad enough we’ll see the return of the guillotine, maybe even literally if we’re feeling spicy

Darude Sandstorm

“Contains no artificial preservatives or flavors except those naturally occurring in mountain dew” is a fantastic touch lmao