I mean, even if he was 40 he wouldn’t understand your life. He belongs to a more rarified political class than we plebs.

Eh, global thermonuclear warfare might do in a pinch.

It may work for you now, but what if you need a bottleopener? All’s I’m saying is that we have the technology.

Aren’t those called indie establishments?

And the away boats are Guam, Puerto Rico, DC. Et al.

The future of warfare: dairy.

You got a line on that singalong?

What a take! How do they feel about FICA?

Did they? I was under the impression they came in, did a conquer, and basically left with the conquered understanding that the horde’d be back for their tribute.

Imma be indulge my pendantic side and ask what you mean by large arms.

Nice Nazis are still Nazis. You may not be their target group yet, but it will come.

I have less faith in this happening then they had in climate scientists.

“the artifacts wound up being stored at Mar-a-Lago, and it remains unclear whether the former president is aware of this.”

Dude lost track of all the shit he plundered.

Ideal for the chicken nugget-lover in your life.

And you don’t immediately respond asking for some startup cash?

NCR, but calling them authleft is a Michael Jordan in Space Jam level reach.