No I was the fuck man guy… wait

Gender grenade

No mf I want to drive 100+ that means I’m gonna pass on the right

/sarcasm

Unless you’re passing a semi, give those big mfs 3 car lengths before you switch lanes

As a liberal I prefer big stick diplomacy

Yeah dolphins seem pretty happy. Though idk the ocean is scary

Derailing the trolley kills the 10 passengers aboard

universal content

Not so funny when it’s just two of you in an escape pod

How you explained it helped a lot. So it basically is a windows emulator but isn’t for legal reasons? Lol

And Putin and Xi laugh all thr way to the bank. Well maybe not putin he’s a little busy

Why not magnets

Yeah you’ve got to be a little outgoing to make friends sometimes. If you’re not using up energy to commute it might be easier though. It would be for me

Probably stopped buying avocados and toast

Ebay? They have all the same shit

Join me in my new company shitify where we see just how low we can go

I’ve always known no straight man could really give that much of a fuck about gay people

Makes sense it’s probably musks alt account

Meanwhile I just spent 10 dollars and a tip on cold mozzarella sticks and a drink that was nearly all ice at large food chain in Central America

I’d suggest a 3rd pair of pants but damn after 2 send that kid home

I tried to shit my pants but couldn’t. Guess I’m a big fat dumbass