Elephant tinder

Washington Post subscription costs $170 a year, so 42.5 million dollars a year. Nice. I mean he probably doesn’t even realize such a tiny sum, but you could buy a lot of candy for this amount of money.

Nice, but I see gummy worms. Hmmm…

Oh god, that would be exactly what I need right now

Let me guess, they’ll go exclusively into some AI bullshit?

Yeah, it does. Thank you! What did You create it with?

That’s at least magic I understand kind of 😅

I have no clue what that means. More diagrams plz?

I understand it now, but I’ll have it forgotten in five minutes. I’m a software engineer, this here is dark magic to me. Well, not this, but more complicated stuff. I envy you all for your big, juicy brains.

That’s the reason I set up Home Assistant. I’m not smart enough for wiring.

In the summer I walked by a hedge and found a ladybug larva. Brought her home and set her on my chilis. The next day all the aphids were gone from that area. Three larva had without a doubt feasted, but it seemed the rest of the aphids fled the scene.

Ladybugs are reckless, but their larva are walking killing machines.

Ewww. What the fuck did I just read?

Who ordered snot on a tortilla? Do you want additional cheese?

The H stands for humanitarian.

Don’t worry, I got this. I went to the shop by foot today instead of driving.

Being Bring back 21 of them, just to piss off the other person replying to you

But we really shouldn’t 🤢

I’m sure they got to us because they were too evil for hell and the devil itself got tired of them.

The PSU is the only thing you can change easily. I love that everything is USB-C and that I can plug in everything, everywhere.

But I’m kind of happy everyone uses handhelds, I got really tired fixing everything for my entire family and friends.

“My printer seems to be defectiv…”

Entschuldige, ich kann kein Englisch. Muss weg, keine Zeit. Bye!

There have been deaths, but the bite is survivable. Still extremely unpleasant