Do commercial airline seats count?

My parents, like 30 years ago, once locked their oven door by using the self-clean. They had to call a repair man to come unlock it.

Right? You could probably find just the frozen carrots. Some people, SMH.

They’re sentient, and they hate you.

Hey, I was released in 1982!

Golden brown is however seared you like it, as long as it’s cooked, and there’s no pink. Cooking is not a science, unlike programming. Personally, I like a good crusty sear.

…you understand carrots don’t have skin, right? You’re just removing the dirty part.

So what you’re saying is Harris means Vulcans??

Fuckin’ A.

You cannot possibly be ignorant to this. Do you live in Somalia?

I still use a radio adapter because phones no longer have headphone jacks.

Well, I’m 42, and talking outloud exhausts me.

What the fuck? Does she think honey composed of dead bees?

I have one, actually. I literally found it for free on the street, because some idiot was tossing it out 😋

Why would a racing game work differently on Deck vs a PC?

I’ll take an Aeron chair.

Gross, why is that dude’s couch in the bathroom?

But I’m talking about using the D-Pad, and it only happens occasionally.

Oh, also, another d-pad bug is with the keyboard, sometimes if I hold down a direction to highlight a key, it will only move one key at a time and won’t scroll over unless I tap a key with my finger, and then it’ll work normally. This one is pretty frequent.

Sometimes when I scroll down with the d-pad it scrolls up instead, until it gets to the top, then scrolls down.

Also, I just today changed my timezone setting, but the clock didn’t update. I think I’m on stable, but not sure.

My Phillips Fidelio over ears, but the built-in speakers are surprisingly adequate.