Fuck, I could go for some of that right now.

It’s not fine, but you’re free to spell how you like.

And that was an actual remake, not just a 14 years late PC port.

Define temporary, Elmo.

This is porn to me.

Please, I can only be so erect.

Where the fuck did I put my glasses? Lemme just put on these glasses to look for them.

Oh, right.

This is not about Americans, it’s about the dumbest Canadians.

I’m not mad I just don’t trust the Devs of Star Citizen. I think their monetization as a whole reeks of a scam and I don’t understand why people defend it.

Oh it’s not one tech demo, it’s several. They aren’t connected. If they aren’t connected it isn’t a game. People just don’t want to admit they were scammed when they “bought” that fancy ship in that “game”.

I didn’t even know that game existed until I saw headlines saying it failed. It wasn’t marketed well and I would bet that was on purpose. I think they knew it was terrible, why else wouldn’t they try to sell it?

It’s easy to ignore actually. Where game? I don’t care how pretty your tech demo is. Where game?

Omg, so reactionary.

It’s a feminine penis.

Project Wingman has the solution: Destroy California.

Thank you for enlightening me to the existence of this text, internet stranger.

Is that my dad?

I pick all of the above

Okay, I’ll start by not trusting you.

This is cursed.