I thought they were re-hybridizing them?

Well, guess I need to read the article.

Sex is okay I guess…

But have you ever had a mocha on a cool and rainy autumn day while your pet cuddles up next to you on the couch?

No contest in my book.

There’s something awful in that briefcase.

We all suspected for a while, but I guess it’s confirmed now.

Truth.

Kind of hard to fly when you’re getting smashed in the face by a wizard.

https://youtu.be/BQAKRw6mToA?si=QGOrdDLVOMULA1AR

The only correct answer

You’d think that after the video from from the other day was co-opted in hours they’d wise up.

Die! Die! Die! Die!

Rad Warrior or Wizball.

He’s fine with nazi dogs though…

I’m fine… I only have three.

Clown tranquilizers taken. Thanks for the reminder!

Once.

But elf sex is crazy weird. Like, they were still doing it while Frodo and the Fellowship were there.

Can’t fool me. They’re actually searching for the holy ratio that Pythagoras discovered and kept from his cult members.

It doesn’t have a common name on purpose.

I stick 'em on Saruman’s palantir.

I shall read now from the Book of Dalton: Chapter Three, Verse Four…

“Be nice. Until it’s time… to not be nice.”

A yes… the wired terrier.

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