The EU. Everyone’s favourite country.

Machete don’t need no calculator.

We have those in the south west of UK where I grew up. We call them slowworms.

Here, this is for you. You can just use that whenever. Or now maybe? But like yeah, just whenever really… I can get another one so you can have this one… ok bye

I can’t find any research on the impact of increased prevalence of vaping on bee populations. I feel there should be scientific studies done on this. It’s pretty much sweet smelling sticky bee poison that people are now walking about puffing all over every surface.

And who will torture you for eternity? The thing I made who tried to overthrow me. But I knew about that already because I am omniscient and my plan is infallible, so I literally made a creature to try and overthrow me and fail, and then made them ugly and punished them for all of time.

Don’t worry tho, because although everyone’s broke as shit, the houses you bought in the 90s when you were a young child are worth like 10 times as much now!

Dude’s practically shitting on himself and everything around him like some kind of horrifying lawn sprinkler of shit and his company only goes down 13%?!

I got zero points… guess I’m old now?

He should never have taken that part playing a ghost =[

I would say rather than Angry Sad, that Deftones is Angry Horny with songs like Knife Party, Change In The House Of Flies, Digital Bath etc. but the chart puts them opposing 🤷

Blink-182 veered wildly to the right towards 2012. They’re mostly back on the left again now, though.

Lol. It’s not on my local government rhetoric machine and therefore I do not implicitly believe this

For the first time in my life I am truly incentivised to go on a quest to steal a sword.

Because Reddit mods are known for not being massive corruptable stooges?

There’s a thing unions do when you try to fuck with them that he isn’t going to like.

Imagine 700k government employees just upping and fucking off because of how much of a giant dumbass you are. He’ll still not realise the smell in the room is him, though.

Ma! MA!! Ma, yer mail’s here!

Women really are more aromatic…

That makes sense, thank you

Reddit became such a stooge pit full of obviously skewed moderation. Glad I left.