Those aren’t mushrooms, they’re conks

5 more minutes of this and I’m gonna get mad

Don’t threaten me with a good time

Yup, India’s Florida

Exactly, you’re either a part of the working class or capitalist class

You’d think they’d be more open to elect politicians who work to mitigate climate change

That’s called a target of opportunity

They’re the same person

Ah, now I get it

For reference…

And the Lord God said, “The man has now become like one of us, knowing good and evil. He must not be allowed to reach out his hand and take also from the tree of life and eat, and live forever.”

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People who buy things for status are generally not good with money

It is a little weird though. Hot or not, gluing stuff to yourself is odd. It doesn’t affect me in the slightest so do what you like but, if we’re sharing, my thought in general is that it’s weird

I wish the rapture was real so the rest of us could just get on with our lives without these manipulative greedy fucks

Pareidolia: the tendency to interpret a vague stimulus as something known to the observer, such as interpreting marks on Mars as canals, seeing shapes in clouds, or hearing hidden messages in reversed music.

This social media post speaks the truth!

Bring a time machine with you and teach ancient Egyptians how to use it

Goat milk bar soap

Pantene pro v Shampoo

Crystal stone deodorant

Do it! Seriously

Let’s build the Mexico wall, and put conservatives on the other side of it

I worked custodial at WDW from 1998-2000. Our main offenders were Brazilian children, but the parents would be there and let them do it