Senex

No worries. Throw some extra logs on the campfire. She will just circle it a few dozen times, get too close and burn up. Problem solved.

Soak a large sponge in cornstarch, wrap as small as possible with rubber bands, let dry, cut rubber bands then flush a hand full of these down the toilet.

Where? Up the @$$, thats where.

Where does this leave Led Zeppelin? Am I guiding said Zeppelin somewhere?

It’s Queen. That’s Freddie Mercury in the grass with the redhead.

0% - The percentage I care about any Hollywood strike of any kind ever.

Adrian Tchaikovsky has been on my “to read list” for way to long. I need to remedy that soon.

I enjoyed Legends & Lattes much more than I thought I would. It’s just a really good story.

I only buy books I have already read. Keeps the pocketbook full and my library is only stuff I love.

Tweets are now Sharts!

You just described my retirement plans.

You’re missing a word and a question mark in your sentence.

Yes, “your”. Your is the possessive form of the pronoun you and indicates ownership.

For me, the future is Firefox and Linux.

Old Spice

Should be titled My Top 10 Favorite Fantasy Books. These books are good but not all of them would be “Top 10…of All Time”.

No, desperation would be selling off old Twitter door handles for $50,000.

Let’s be honest, he could sell poop in a ziploc bag and his fans would buy it.

Self reflection?

There was an episode of The Magicians where Elliot and Margot used this to communicate while being spied upon. I immediately thought of this episode of Star Trek.