Okay, you’ve sold me.

The employee “doxxed” a customer in their McDonalds.

Turnabout is fair play. If they didn’t want the attention, they should have kept their head down and minded their own business.

Yes - it’s true the healthcare CEO had more blood on his hands than the shooter, but that’s no reason to refer to the CEO as a criminal!

He was just a greedy, unethical monster who lived off the largess of others’ suffering.

Wait for the courts to rule silk is only “excretions from the salivary glands of worms”.

Just picked up Hogwarts Legacy, Blockbuster Inc. and Infection Free Zone!

Captcha and I can never agree on what is and isn’t a bus.

No effect would be if the restaurant was “average” to begin with. This is Kitchen Nightmares, these restaurants are already failing.

We could say he takes restaurants that have a 100% chance of failure and moves them back to the industry average 80% chance of failure.

Cookies and weed.

The Vice President-Elect is sworn in instead. This is covered by section 3 of the 20th amendment.

Section 3.

If, at the time fixed for the beginning of the term of the President, the President-elect shall have died, the Vice President-elect shall become President. If a President shall not have been chosen before the time fixed for the beginning of his term, or if the President-elect shall have failed to qualify, then the Vice President-elect shall act as President until a President shall have qualified; and the Congress may by law provide for the case wherein neither a President-elect nor a Vice President-elect shall have qualified, declaring who shall then act as President, or the manner in which one who is to act shall be selected, and such person shall act accordingly until a President or Vice President shall have qualified.

Seconding the recommendation for OpenWRT - I’ve been using it for years on my routers.

Ha!

Slobodan Milošević Immediately pops into mind.

Not sure about any more recent off the top of my head.

I love functional prints - this one is awesome!

I am blinded by your brilliance. Well done!

We don’t need to arm the teachers - just the Hall Monitors!

I noticed, and I appreciate the effort you put in.

Betta fish - just make sure to give them a few gallons of water in which to swim, a filter for their poo and a heater in their tank to keep them comfortable year round.

They built The Homer and advertised it as a Canyonero.

A blend of cream cheese, ricotta, and Parmesan with imitation truffle oil.

It’s from Aldi, so that’s why I confidently state it has no real truffle content.

Thank you! After a few days of difficulty logging in and assuming I was going something wrong, I thought I’d check the site directly.

I was able to fix it by deleting and reinstalling the app.