Isn’t every number divisible by 7?

And to be pedantic, some men have uteri.

What other lies have we been told? Does time not fly like an arrow?

I was prepared to jump in and say it’s just normal little kids spelling mistakes. But then I got to the plot twist at the end. I’m sorry but I have to agree with assessment. You were in fact an idiot. Hope you’re feeling better now.

To be fair, some stocks are crashing.

That is pretty funny how they implied that Musk is a human.

Looks too much like a human also.

Dumped prime years ago and never missed it. Here’s a secret: they will keep offering you 30 day free trials. I think I’ve had it five times now since I stopped paying.

Donald Trump can’t plausibly deny that he is entirely unqualified to be president, yet here we are.

can’t claim he knew nothing about extremist Project 2025

You sure about that?

I’m so glad he cleared that up /s

I’m pretty sure Biden has immunity and can do whatever the hell he wants. At least that’s what the Supreme Court told me.

But which one of them is a fan of Venn diagrams? And which one of them is an alleged child rapist?

I believe they are referring to credible accusations of the rape of minors. Many people are saying that one of these two candidates is a child rapist. Who likes to rape children.

Neither men nor women are allowed to sell their organs. I’m not throwing any shade on Senator Harris for her question, but I’m not a Supreme Court Justice and I thought of that example immediately. He’s not the sharpest crayon in the box.

Isn’t this sedition, not treason?

She likes Venn diagrams also.

“I’m a ‘never Trump’ guy. I never liked him.” “My god what an idiot.” “I find him reprehensible.” “I go back and forth between thinking Trump is a cynical asshole … or that he’s America’s Hitler”.

-JD Vance

Some choice quotes from Vance:

“I go back and forth between thinking Trump is a cynical asshole … or that he’s America’s Hitler”. “I’m a ‘never Trump’ guy. I never liked him.” “My god what an idiot.” “I find him reprehensible.”

It’s funnier when juxtaposed with the one about cats