Given that there was a chance that the Tories might not have even been the opposition in the election, Labour was right to say just enough to sound convincing without saying anything controversial to invite too much scrutiny.

So this is why I’ve been waiting since July for the Home Office to decide whether to give me Indefinite Leave to Remain.

‘UnAustralian’ is the word you use when you want to say, ‘It’s the vibe of the thing,’ but you don’t know what the thing is.