It’s a fine piece of Eldritch horror.

Oh, so “song of Saia” or whatever?

Looks like an off-brand 4chan to me, with the green text

I’ve seen payed. I’ve seen paid. I’ve never before seen paied. The world is an interesting place.

You don’t have to go that fast. Rockefeller rarely accused money at all, he was pretty slow at it.

Worse, our society is

Samesies, fren!

I feel this. There’s enough toxic masculinity and just toxic people in online spaces before you make everything always a competition.

Incels: How come no women want to date me?

Also incels: Eeew, women in my social spaces how even dare they!?

I was just joking about the placeholder X being X (formerly Twitter)

But what about for services other than X, like Facebook or YouTube?

/j

But also it’s possible to use something and not be addicted to it?

Someone ran a DND game from a module, but decided to switch the gender of everyone in the module without telling the players.

The players were convinced there was some secret conspiracy to get rid of the men, because the only man they could find anywhere was the unnamed spouse of the blacksmith.

All men: business as usual. All women: there must be a secret conspiracy to erase the men.

…what?

Putin puts out call for Americans to conscript and fight in Ukraine?

Super shitty, my friend. I’m sorry. I lost my teaching job when I came out too, but I worked for a sort of alternative Christian high school/middle school with like 30 students max so I kinda knew mine was coming.

Once I parsed the whole thing it was, in fact, understandable. But, yeah, a few steps shy of “concise” I think.

Bring a lawsuit, I guess? I worry it could go up to the supreme court to decide if the law banning you from working in a school is constitutional, and I don’t trust our current supreme court with that decision

When a politician from the Hard Neoliberal faction within the “Not quite as Rightwing but certainly not Leftwing” Party of the duopoly of power in Britain (which, like the US, also has First Past The Post and associated evils) comes with something like this, especially one who has a history of abusing this kind of accusation in the past to deflect valid criticism of her own words (just like Zionists - who curiously this Party unwaveringly supports - use the accusation of “anti-semitism” to deflect valid criticism), be very very wary of the honesty, goodwill and fairness of this.

What an incredible paragraph sentence.

If I had the money, I’d pay to watch this.

Okay, never mind. THAT’S the most dystopian thing I’ve read all day.