They can’t afford the land because it’s been turned in to a speculative asset by people like you.

People are entirely capable of caring for their own shit you absolute fool.

The land was there before you, it’ll be there after you die. You provide nothing of value. You’re a drain on society. Every single one of your tenants would be better off if you and everyone like you didn’t exist.

“somebody shot Ronald Reagan!”

“Who?”

“The Boraxo cleaner commercial guy!”

“Again I ask, who??”

Fuckin sweet I made the cut.

When do we… You know … Do it? Asking for a friend.

COD is literally designed with luck based kills being primary to skill. With each iteration being more dependent on luck than the last.

Just make sure he gets in to art school.

No one pays attention to artists.

George Bush likely lost because Ross Perot split the vote.

“Oh my God, Still just an actor Ronald Reagan you’re in danger!”

“What do you mean still just an-”

The hackers are claiming that they’re not interested in user data. At least a post outlying how they executed the stack claims as much

“much harder to buy a gun.”

Buddy I won one at a fucking raffle no questions asked.

buy a gun

Yes you reading this. Even if you’re white.

Arm yourself.

CHI is an absolute nightmare to deal with. They will send you to collections almost immediately, they can’t answer any questions about your bills, and seem to routinely fuck them up so bad I’ve had lawyers send them letters twice to get problems resolved.

Getting the same service from the university medical system in my area suddenly fixed all of the billing issues. Where I was paying out the ass after insurance, suddenly the patient responsibility dropped to damn near 0.

The ‘Catholic’ part is just a veneer. It’s a for profit medical institution that’s uses religious conviction as another avenue for profit.

Alright. You got me.

What uhh… Whatcha got against peanut butter?

A great one at that

Since monkeys tend to hit the same keys repeatedly, rather than trying them all out at random, I’d say your second order monkey business is actually more likely to succeed than the first set of monkeys ever typing out Shakespeare is.

Because generally, if you’re making an extraordinary claim based on ordinary evidence, chances are the evidence actually points to something ordinary. You need extraordinary evidence that can’t be explained by something ordinary.

Are you thinking about big hard dicks when you do it? I feel like to be turned gay by the body scanner you gotta be thinking about giant throbbing cocks.

“we should hear both sides!” Is and always has been an argument from people who know they are wrong, who want to pollute the available information from the people who are right.

The generation of “cake or death” seriously starting to consider the death instead of the chicken.

Marcy was absolutely right to protest this bullshit the way she did, but that’s part of the plan. It’s literally win win for conservatives. They draw attention by proposing, and enacting a bullshit law that fuels hate, the affected people go out and protest it, and draw attention to it. And in the process, fueling hate through no deliberate means. People on the fence will fall one direction or the other over this, and will always do, every time something like this happens.