Worst case scenario, you lose your chance at wizardry at the age of 30. Keep it at all costs friend.

The magic missile and fireballs are well worth it. Especially the spell “mend buttcrack”.

Real & based

Pretendo here. Sorry, but this comment has been removed for the reasons of “slander” as stick drift has never existed in our products in the first place.

Do. Not. Resist. The cease and desist.

Sorry, but as a professional gas lighter that isn’t what he meant.

You clearly have no idea what he’s talking about.

Source: Don’t trust him.

Trust me.

Citation: Your intrusive thoughts™

Criticism is when you say what is wrong with something, and how to possibly improve it. Obviously, you don’t need to repeat it 500 million times.

Real harassment is when one literally sends death threats. That’s not ok at all. It’s a game, go touch grass is what I’m saying.

As for the rest of you who don’t send death threats, your all good people and I wish you a happy day:)

Which is sad, because if you never change. You’ll eventually stagnate and rot, like an apple in the sun when change does finally become forced and necessary. Either you move out of the sun and become a tree with those remaining seeds or just. Die I guess. Kind of a pathetic way to go just because of stubbornness honestly.

💀

No downvotes today.

The only real crime here is that we haven’t upgraded as humanity. To refer to each other as “specimens” for true equality :troll.png:

The one benefit of Lemmy is that you can see the total upvotes and down votes. So if a comment has 5k up votes, you’ll also see that it has 4k down votes.

Rather than 1k up votes like on reddit. This makes it far easier to see if bullshit is being spewed rather than just bot spammed up votes as often. It makes bots less effective imo. But what do I know, I’m no social media developer lmao

This. It’s why I hope we don’t have any sort of Karma system on Lemmy.

*switches back to Windows XP

*Refuses to elaborate

Clearly propaganda. We will never have Karma here. Only beans.